Saturday, April 4, 2009

World Builders Guild - on the rise

For those of you who hadn't noticed, blogshadow has been under the weather for the past few months. I realized that I just wasn't inspired, or whatever. So, I've decided to reboot. The purpose of blogshadow hasn't changed. . . the context has. I'm no longer here to pitch a series that some may or may not care about at this point. I myself continue to watch LotS. Whatever your views are on the matter, that's your business, obviously.

With all that said, blogshadow is ready to reopen for business. I don't know what I'm going to talk about from here on out. Whatever comes to mind, I suppose.

The first thing that comes to mind is a little somethin' called the World Builders Guild (or the WBG, as I call it -- see the logo, due left). Essentially it's an on-line community that I myself am pressently in the middle of creating. The general purpose of the WBG is for creative minds to share their ideas. . . to put it into broad context, anyway. It is what it says. . . a community to build worlds (or in some cases, to expand upon them). Members are able to share their stories and artwork with one another, or, if they choose, they can put their creative heads together and collaborate on a project.

As I've said, it's a new community. There are no members as of yet, other than myself. To be honest, this is the first time I've taken the time to share any info at all about the WBG. I look forward to get some good advertising done, and hopefully draw in some creative minds to frequent the place. In due time, if the interest is there, I look to expand the site and quite possibly bring on someone to help me moderate the place.

I've got a little more to discuss. I'm officially on vacation! My sympathies to all of you who have to go to work come Monday (and moreso for those of you who have to go in sooner). My plans include a trip east to Manhattan (that'd be in Kansas. . . you know, the Little Apple?) and after that, further east to Kansas City. What's exciting is that the home opening series for the KC Royals is set for next weekend. . . against the Royals' historically biggest rival. . . the damn Yankees of New York City. If all the pieces fall into place, sometime after that weekend I'll be blogging to you about my experience at the game. The Royals' Kauffman Stadium has had some huge renovation work done, and I would kill to get a chance to see them play one of their first games in their newly remodeled home.

If I go it'll be the middle of the week. For my PI peeps, you'll know before I go. For anyone else, you may or may not see it here. If I don't go, I'll be here to rant about my bad luck (whatever it may be).

Until next time, may the good spirits be with you!

Friday, November 14, 2008

Monday, November 10, 2008

Episode 3 - 'Bounty' ... and the nitpicks begin.


You might not be able to tell it from my initial review, but yes, I do see some faults with the television show. When LotS premiered on Nov. 1st with the episodes ‘Prophecy’ and ‘Destiny’, I sat through it with an open mind and a smile on my face. That two-hour premier was a whole new experience for all of us, and I was perhaps more than a little forgiving during that time.

I was not so forgiving of certain situations this time around. I caught some things that made me either scratch my head or roll my eyes. Sitting through the first two hours a second time last Wednesday I had some of the same moments, but we’re not talking about the premier. I’m here to discuss ‘Bounty’ after all.

I’m not all that much of a nitpicker, and that usually allows me to enjoy little things that some people just can’t. There are too many people out there who just like to nitpick whatever happens to come to them over the idiot box.

Though I’m not a nitpicker, I have been known to pick nits on occasion. One of my big advantages is I’m able to completely clear the books from my mind as I watch LotS, which allows me to follow the show without arguing every little detail. That said, there were still a few blaring incidents that troubled me on Saturday.

The first is a line Richard uses to defend his intentions to help Lilly, the gorgeous blonde who attempted to trade the Seeker to the D’Harans for her brother Liam’s life. When Kahlan tells Richard that Lilly isn’t deserving of his help after what she has done, Richard says, “It shouldn't matter that she deserves our help. It should be enough that she needs it.”

While the sentiment is very Richard-like, the manner it is expressed clearly steers away from the Objectivist message of Terry’s novels. It was a hard pill to swallow. There were plenty of other ways to express the necessity of saving Liam. In fact Zedd hits on a key point: the people need to know that the Seeker will stand up against tyranny, that he is on their side. To simply allow Liam to die would contradict that message. So in the end, the needs of the Seeker and his party were met, but the message Richard delivers misses the mark. I was disappointed.

The second gaffe, in my mind, comes when Richard and Kahlan are facing the bounty hunter with the crossbow. As Zedd, Lilly, Richard, and Kahlan pass a man fighting to repair his wagon, who asks for assistance, Richard tells them there is no time—they are, after all, looking for her missing brother. He promises they will return if they can.

As they pass, however, the bounty hunter throws off his cloak and takes aim with a crossbow.

After a series of slow-motion, Matrix-style sequences in which Richard and Kahlan both dodge crossbow bolts and then Richard cuts a pair of others out of midair, they quickly subdue the bounty hunter and the scene is over.

The scene itself doesn’t bother me all that much. This is something that Richard similarly accomplishes in the books, to a degree. What did strike me as unnecessary is Kahlan’s awkward dodge to avert the same bolt that Richard dodged. It was just a tad bit hokey, the scene that literally caused me to roll my eyes.

The third gaffe comes as the D’Haran soldier is kneeling over an imprisoned Liam with an offer of food. He takes his time in a quite convincing show of empathy, to get Liam to accept the offer, only to pull it back with a laugh and a “We hang thieves, we don’t fatten them up!”

I thought this was a perfect opportunity to show a bit of humanity amongst the D’Haran soldiers. Not all serving beneath Rahl’s boot have to agree with the man. It was a bit disheartening to see the writers drop the ball on what could have been a scene for inspiration in the later goings.

But at the same time, it’s early in the season, and the D’Harans are the enemy, so I will give the creator’s time to show that aspect.

I think the main characters are pretty much spot-on. The opening sequence with Richard and Kahlan chasing a rabbit, only to have it incinerated by a blast of Wizard’s Fire was quite hilarious. “I was hungry,” Zedd exclaims, “and it was getting away!” On my end, there was pure bliss from that simple line. I laughed long and hard. There were moments of disagreement between Richard and Kahlan that show they are still getting to know one another. Those scenes felt important, and I have to give Craig Horner and Bridget Regan a ton of credit: the chemistry is there. They are Richard and Kahlan.

The guest stars were great, for the most part. Lilly, the D’Haran leader, and the bounty hunters were convincing (though perhaps the bounty hunters were a bit too much like bumbling idiots). The star of the show, though, was really the brother of producer Sam Raimi, Ted. He played the mapmaker Sebastian, and he hit home the line that to me was the most important in the episode.

“Where was the Seeker when we were suffering under Lord Rahl?”

This is the defining question, the question that Richard must overcome to convince the people of the Midlands that he is there to rise up to fight Darken Rahl. In helping Lilly to save her brother, despite that cloud hanging over them all, Richard is beginning to answer that question.

Overall, I thought it was an enjoyable episode, and I personally think it was better quality than the premier despite the gaffes.

Until next time, may the good spirits be with you!

Monday, November 3, 2008

"I approve this blog!" ... Another Joke Ad.


With the election coming up tomorrow, I felt the need to get in my two cents.
And that is all.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

It's On! Rainshadow ponders the LotS premier.

Well, that fateful day has come… and now gone.

At long last, Legend of the Seeker, or at least the two-hour premier, has finally aired. Two long years in the making—and many more in the minds of those of us who dream of such things—and the creation is finally ours to embrace. In retrospect, those years seem all too short. I wouldn’t trade them for anything.

Before diving into the nitty-gritty, there seems to be a great boundary standing between the fans of the books who loved the show’s premier—rainshadow included—and those who are unable to forgive the many deviations that the series creators have taken from the author’s original vision. I’d personally be curious to hear Mr. Goodkind’s take. Of course, the show will never touch the mastery of Terry’s written word—nigh impossible even had the creators copied directly from the script of Wizard’s First Rule (WFR).

The fact of the matter is that Sam Raimi and Co. are using the blueprint of Terry’s marvelous tale. However, a blueprint is much like a skeleton, which must have the tendons and muscles and flesh and blood and all the organs therein, all capable of the routine biological processes, to sustain life, or it collapses. There are a number of reasons why the creators aren’t binding the blueprint to the same materials Terry used to breathe life into WFR.

Foremost, not every detail within Terry’s book translates very well to the screen. Indeed Terry’s written word is magnificent to behold. However, prose is boundless to all but the writer’s imagination, whereas television has its limitations. The screen allows only a portion of the whole to be revealed with each shot. The development of characters, for instance, is great for a novel because the use of narration is but one way to seamlessly bind events through a character’s thoughts. It gets tricky in television, especially when creators are hesitant to focus on details of the past in flashbacks. Flashbacks have a tendency to pause the flow of a story, and in an hour-long episode of a series that uses each episode to tell an independent story, they are a serious time killer. Therefore, when they are used in LotS, they will be used sparingly at most. After all… life is the future, not the past.

Another reason the creators are taking such liberties is that, while they want to remain true to the spirit of the books, they also want to give us a unique story. I was always a bit envious of the viewers LotS would attract who had not actually read the books—fans of Xena and Hercules spring instantly to mind, as they will be interested in what Raimi and his team have up their sleeves this time around. I want to see something new, as well, and while LotS isn’t the same WFR I once read and fell in love with back in high school, the balance is met in that I am seeing something, while familiar to me, wholly new as well. The idea that something so dear to me can bring a brand new excitement is an exhilarating realization. I love the idea of not knowing, even if I bear the burden of knowledge somewhere in between.

The third reason for the changes is a lot less story related, and perhaps a bit easier pill to swallow to some of those who have been uninterested in the generic medication of apples and oranges—heh… you PI nuts will understand that… the rest of you will have to wait for a future post.

The reason might ease your disgust at Terry for letting them touch his book, or vice versa. Perhaps it will strengthen your anger at the creators who in turn touched the story, or vice versa. For me, however, it was all too clear and acceptable a reason when a member of PI—who exactly I do not recall—pointed out that the writers are actually rewarded for their inventiveness. The more change, the more they breathe their own interpretations into the story, the more benefits they reap.

Who am I to argue with the reaping of benefits? As long as I remain as intrigued as I have been to the point, I will continue not to bitch.

Now we get to the meat of it. Like the alpha in a ravenous pack of bloodthirsty heart hounds, rainshadow descended on the remote a few minutes before 5 p.m. Central. And it turns out the fury before the storm was every bit as intense, if not more so, than the storm itself.

I turned on the tube to discover, horror of horrors, that on WGN, LotS actually aired at 4 p.m.

After a mega-hissy I soothed my fury (managing somehow not to kill the cat or destroy the house in a furious blood rage) when Zedd calmly reminded me that another channel was also scheduled to air the show at what I thought to be 5. Luckily enough, this time the info was spot on, and all was right in the world of rainshadow’s television viewing. Zedd was a happy pussycat, too.

Terror averted—though barely—rainshadow was able to watch the show, and within moments his fury was completely washed away in a mire of unabated bliss as I began to meet Kahlan, Richard, Zedd, and Chase all over again, with a touch of hatred for the villain who has been shed in a new light. It was the best two hours of my week, maybe the best in a great many weeks. The story was much more in tune to the books than many had feared as the time diminished from two years, to months, to weeks and even days and hours prior to the premier. The tone was deliciously accurate to the tone of WFR, even if many of the circumstances were often different.

I’ve seen some comments in regard to the “excessive” use of slow motion during the premier, and that is one of the things that strike me as perfect for this brand of series, especially considering Terry’s use of the perception of time within his novels. Elements are described in great detail as an event that would appear to happen in the blink of the eye go through a considerably in-depth telling in Terry’s novels… Richard cutting at bad guys with the Sword of Truth and Kahlan’s use of her power are key examples.

We are also beginning to see the edges of character development on the horizon… not an easy thing to accomplish in a show’s premier. A premier needs to draw viewers in by leaning heavily on the raw aspects of such a show. In this case, the raw aspects of LotS… the action and the plot take center stage while things such as character development, which will eventually begin to drive the series, must take a backseat for at least the premier. The creators will have time to tell us who these people are, but without intensity of the premier the average viewer would turn away much too quickly if they are bored.

I relished in homages aplenty toward the books; what they meant by some elements of future books being sprinkled into the storyline was true as toasted toads. I won’t name any of those situations here, for the sake of my readers who have yet to see the show, and for those who have yet to read the books. You’ll just have to take my word for it.

It pleased me greatly to see the creators had such respect for Terry and his works that even some of those scenes they couldn’t maintain in the flow of the show, they managed to honor in some small way.

By the way, if you’re a member of either party—or worse, both—what the hell are you doing here?! Go remedy!

Yes, yes, that’s not too easy for those of you who can’t watch the show to remedy. I’m truly sorry about that.

Some things do indeed suck.

One of these days (with any luck sooner rather than later), I hope everyone has a chance to enjoy the moment as I did. And I hope, when that day comes, that you find it as pleasing a time as me. I was a kid in a candy store, or at the very least, a gar on a fresh kill. A delicious feast it was, to be sure.

I’m ravenous for the next installment.

Until next time, may the good spirits be with you!

Friday, October 31, 2008

It was a dark and stormy night…



I’ve got just one thing to say to all you freaks out there… I just don’t know what the Hell it is. I’ve never been the biggest Halloween nut out there. Everyone likes a good scare, and rainshadow is certainly no exception. Problem is that crap just doesn’t scare me. I think the last time I was actually scared out of my mind was a scene in Willow when Cherlindrea leaned over a fallen Bavmorda, and the old hag, appearing unconscious, sprung back to life like a possum on speed. I must have jumped about five feet in my chair in the theater. The stain left on my drawers that day is legendary.

That was years ago. To this day I still jump in my seat during that scene. Man, I love that movie.

There have been moments when I actually jump in my chair during flicks since that particular movie, but they aren’t really moments of fright. I think the one thing about scary movies that really bothers me is blood. Blood makes me queasy. It isn’t the fact that it scares me; it just makes me want to chunk my chicken. I admit it… rainshadow has a weak stomach.

Over the past five years, I’ve dressed up for Halloween three times. I’ve been Jason Voorhees (my favorite horror figure) twice and Superman, my favorite non-Sword of Truth and not created-by-rainshadow fictional character. This year I’m going to make fun of my piss-poor Kansas City Chiefs and go as a Chiefs fan with a bag over his head.

Cheapest costume I ever bought.

The strangest thing I’ve ever gone as is a transvestite whore with massive implants. I did that back in High School once and I must admit, I was the prettiest fucking transvestite in the state of Kansas. Hell, I made some real Kansas chicks jealous that year.

I have my sister to thank for that.

She wanted to make me a fat chick the next year but I just couldn’t agree two years in a row… rainshadow does have his pride.

What’s the best part about Halloween?

CANDY!

I want some fucking CANDY! Preferably chocolate.

It’s been years since rainshadow has gone actual trick-or-treating, so I guess I’m going to have to visit some friends’ houses tomorrow and get my fill then. Unfortunately I’m a bit too broke to buy my own tonight. I probably could get more sugar going as a transvestite whore again (sis is just across the street… hmmm). In retrospect, I don’t think that’s the kind of sugar I want.

I don’t have a whole lot else to say.

Keep in mind Legend of the Seeker airs tomorrow and Sunday. It’s just under 24 hours away for rainshadow. I am so friggin’ pumped!

My first official LotS review comes tomorrow after the show. Look for it. For those of you who won’t have a chance to see show yet, no worries… rainshadow won’t be posting spoilers.

Until then, may the good spirits be with you!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Another Joke Ad (Halloween Edition)


I'll be posting a sometime tomorrow afternoon in celebration of this splendid little holiday just ahead of us. Be good little Boils and Ghouls, now!